Tuesday, 8 September 2015



...the best time to listen to a politician is when he's on a stump on a street corner in the rain late at night when he's exhausted...then he doesn't lie...

- theodore h. white, journalist historian novelist 1915-1986



high street corner, bega ©201114+4elusivewatermarks






Thursday, 30 July 2015

of cowboys and natams...




...if someone says to your face you're bullshitting, don't get irate for that is 80% correct...the bovine genome map was proudly announced by some experts back in 2009...and we share that whopping percentage with cow genes... we are almost natural bullshit artistes and that's a comforting cowpat...but politicians have cleared to a level of almost 100 percent dung...and that's unnatural in human

...living here in the south coast valley of angus and dexters, I just noticed that people don't so much as bat an eyelid when they overhear you say at the supermarket checkout, 'sorry have to dash home to me cows me babies'...




helping to feed lucerne to some highland cattle down the road today ©300715+3elusivewatermarks





Tuesday, 28 July 2015

booboo fish




...trans has been around for yonks...a male angelfish lives together with five female mates...if he dies, one of the females turns into a male fish and becomes the leader of the group, no big deal... meanwhile three tradie mates get away from all the unpleasantness on the footie fields on pub tvs and go fishing...none catches an angelfish but that's ok...they have a great time...the end


tathra wharf ©160615+3elusivewatermarks



see sea sans sun




sea air...the best form of aromatherapy...but today is not that day to go beachcombing in yoga pants: it's friggin freezing...





barragga point, new south wales ©150715+4elusivewatermarks



Friday, 24 July 2015

freedom, freedom
freedomah, freedom
freedomah, freedomah
freedomah, freedom


sometimes..I feel..like a motherless child

lamont street side of horseshoe bay, bermagui ©170515

Monday, 20 July 2015

butgourd II




...toilet block in the sunset...


the wharf, bermagui ©080214+2elusivewatermarks



butgourd



...busted bronnie's bombastic bumming bash boarding buzzer brings biffing brouhaha before bulletins...budgie-brief boss's belated berating boggles belief...bishop's bouffant beehive bun bobbles but briefly...bewail bodgie business begotten baleful blooming bunch besmirching burbs, bypassing backwaters, besieging boondocks...better best bare-faced bully by ballot box...be bloody bucking bewdy!