the pak of thee

...somebody posted this Joke:

A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts ,

“Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee”

The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a muslim from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer and slower please”

The farmer replies: " if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"

I normally am not picky on a joke if it's funny but I'm making a fuss on this one Joke:
…what's he doing drinking from a creek in the cold, bleak wilderness of Yorkshire Moor far far away from sunny home… must be an 'illegal' as the Australian Immigration Minister, Mr. Scott Morrison likes to label these poor sods… when you see one, you should check the bush nearby… there should be a Pak of them hiding… and he is very polite and speaking in reasonably proper English too… bloody illegal; probably a doctor.

(And I can say with absolute certainty that when I introduce myself to a farmer, or anyone for that matter, I do not go and say "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Malaysia." I offer my hand and say, "G'day, how're ya? I'm Mish," is sufficient enough. And I think that thirsty but very polite man would've done the same. Not to mention the writing denigrates the whole British farming community. ☆ One star.)

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